Monday, September 06, 2004

Story Time With Stevens

Once upon a time, there was a cow, 50 lbs of aids infested beef. Oh what a wonderful cow she was. She was a lil wild beast of the field and her name was “Betzy,” and she loved to graze in the wild.

Until one day a Shepard came waddlin’ by, his name was Carl…

Carl tried to entice Betzy away from her open feeding into his small version of heaven (click here to hear him describe it). Carl’s devices in which he used to lure her away, were sugar cubes and crack cocaine.

Here is a picture of Carl feeding Betzy now…


OH, OH, OH Betzy is no more!


The End!

Dr. Angus Says, "Respect the Angus, respect the Beef!"

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