TEACHING THE KIDS ABOUT "NO TOUCH LOVE" OTP STYLE!
posted by Liquid Waves O' Stevens @ 5:16 AM
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Liquid Waves O' Stevens
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Friday, July 22, 2005
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2 Comments:
1) We don't try to be witty
2) I don't know what forum you are talking about, but this forum is about making ourselves (and a few others) laugh.
3) Calling people derogatory names is funny.
4) We haven't condemned anyone to hell, but there sure is a lot of real marking, slander, and defamation going on at GGWO - enough that our small contribution is of little consequence. I think if you look at our wording you'll see how we don't condemn anyone to hell (as in "you should be in hell," or "you deserve to be in hell"). We can't be responsible for the comments others make on our website, however.
5) We weren't making light of the fact that fornication is sin, we're making fun of fornicators and Stevens at the same time. Stevens, fornicators, fornicators, Stevens; get it?
6) Yes, we here at LW are saved.
"...for by grace are you saved through faith, it is a gift of God, not of works, so that no can boast."
"if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in your hear that God has raised Him from the death, you will be saved."
I won't claim that we are mature believers...
As far as “…or making light of the fact that fornication is indeed sin” if you haven’t lived through one of GG’s “No Touch Love” sermons then you have no clue what to expect! It wouldn’t be improbable for Carl to videotape people (or missionaries) having sex, and implying that they are NOT married, even if they are! They view it like this, if you were not married by him, or perhaps one of the many GG Pastors under his care, then in Stevens’ eyes, your marriage isn’t valid! It’s like anything else, if you don’t conform to their teachings and submit to their way of thinking, aka “The Ministiry” then your life is for evil! Like I said if you haven’t lived through a GG NTL event, then you wont understand this post, picture 7 year olds all dressed in uniforms like mini Mormons while Stevens does a “Power Point Presentation” showing graphic footage like the stuff shown in the post! -Shat
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