Sorry Girls... Carl Has Left The Building!

Don't scoff! How many of YOU used to wish and hope and pray that he'd cast his eyes your way as he moved through his worshipful congregation! How many of YOU secretly lusted for the Orange Two Pay as it bobbed before you in your "chambers of imagery?" How many of you wept bitterly as he passed you by, only to touch the hand/face/ass of someone, nearby? WOE, WOE, WOE!!!!