Thread Is Trashed

It's a damn sad day when a thread goes down. We've all seen it before. Thread hijacking. Thread rape. Thread usurping. Thread mismanagement. Thread waylaying. Thread hacking. Thread deviation. Thread horror.

Do what YOU can to stop the scourge of Thread Rape. Only YOU can prevent this heinous activity on our boards, forums, and chatrooms. It's up to YOU to keep things on the straight and narrow. Don't be lead aside by rabble rousers. Keep your eyes on the prize. Don't let attackers, liars, and bullies keep you from expressing yourself to the fullest. This is America, my friends. Let's each of us do our part to keep threads free of tyranny! It's right, it's good, it's patriotic, and it's God's way!

Onward, Christian Posters,
marching out to type.
With a load of BS
and a bit of hype!

Amen! Amen! And Amen!