Be Careful Of "Amature Butchers!"

In an unprecidented move, Pahstah Shallow of Greater Grace World Outreach in Baltimore, has participated in the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in Ankara, Turkey. One of numerous "amature butchers," Shallow sacrificed some goats and whatnot in commemoration of Abraham's episode of near-infanticide. For more information on the feast and "amature butchers," click here.