The Wrath of The Milked Millionaires…

A long time ago in a revamped shopping mall far, far away… Stood a mighty red heifer. Her name was Betzy, but one day a defunct radio preacher named Carl killed her with sugar cubes and crack cocaine. All Hope was lost...
…But suddenly, much like the mythical bird the phoenix rises out of her own filth and vomit so did Betzy.

Peace Has Been Restored to the Shopping Mall.