THE NEW ALLIANCE
Dateline: Baltimore, MD. In an appropriate turn of events, Dr. Carl H. Stevens BS, SFS, MBC&S has allied with GGWO mega-contributor Elizer-beth Taylor. Who knows what plans the two druggies have in store for Baltimore, the USA, and the WORLD!
Pastor Carl H Stevens hanging out with "Elizer-beth" in the pool.
"Even though he can't pronounce my name correctly" Taylor stated, "I can understand his slurred words perfectly as I too am addicted to several forms of narcotics and need pretty much 24 hour supplies on hand (especially when I'm hanging out with Michael). The screen legend - who hasn't made a new film in nearly 40 years - went on to say that she's "excited to work on my new line of cosmetics and perfumes with Carl; we've decided to call it 'BLACK COCKATRICES.'
Story filed by OTP, with additional reporting by Shat Happens in Madrid.
Pastor Carl H Stevens hanging out with "Elizer-beth" in the pool.
"Even though he can't pronounce my name correctly" Taylor stated, "I can understand his slurred words perfectly as I too am addicted to several forms of narcotics and need pretty much 24 hour supplies on hand (especially when I'm hanging out with Michael). The screen legend - who hasn't made a new film in nearly 40 years - went on to say that she's "excited to work on my new line of cosmetics and perfumes with Carl; we've decided to call it 'BLACK COCKATRICES.'
Story filed by OTP, with additional reporting by Shat Happens in Madrid.
posted by Liquid Waves O' Stevens @ 7:55 PM
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2 Comments:
I think that in all fairness you should mention that Carl holds a BS an MS and a PHD.
BS-Bullshit
MS-More shit
PHD-Piled deeeper and higher.
Oops,that last one should read
Piled higher and deeper.
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