Saturday, July 23, 2005

FOCUS ON FORNICATION?

There seems to be some questions regarding the post below. Some folks can't seem to understand the concepts that informed its construction. Therefore, in the interest of mutual understanding and solidarity, we offer the following explication for our readers' edification.

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PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME!!

David said:
CENSORED

OTP responded:
1) We don't try to be witty.
2) I don't know what forum you are talking about, but this forum is about making ourselves (and a few others) laugh.
3) Calling people derogatory names is funny.
4) We haven't condemned anyone to hell, but there sure is a lot of real marking, slander, and defamation going on at GGWO - enough that our small contribution is of little consequence. I think if you look at our wording you'll see how we don't condemn anyone to hell (as in "you should be in hell," or "you deserve to be in hell"). We can't be responsible for the comments others make on our website, however.
5) We weren't making light of the fact that fornication is sin, we're making fun of fornicators and Stevens at the same time. Stevens, fornicators, fornicators, Stevens; get it?
6) Yes, we here at LW are saved.

"...for by grace are you saved through faith, it is a gift of God, not of works, so that no can boast."

"if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the death, you will be saved."

I won't claim that we are mature believers...

Shat continued:
As far as “…or making light of the fact that fornication is indeed sin” if you haven’t lived through one of GG’s “No Touch Love” sermons then you have no clue what to expect! It wouldn’t be improbable for Carl to videotape people (or missionaries) having sex, and implying that they are NOT married, even if they are! They view it like this, if you were not married by him, or perhaps one of the many GG Pastors under his care, then in Stevens’ eyes, your marriage isn’t valid! It’s like anything else, if you don’t conform to their teachings and submit to their way of thinking, aka “The Ministiry” then your life is for evil! Like I said if you haven’t lived through a GG NTL event, then you wont understand this post, picture 7 year olds all dressed in uniforms like mini Mormons while Stevens does a “Power Point Presentation” showing graphic footage like the stuff shown in the post.

2 Comments:

At 7:13 PM, Blogger Liquid Waves O' Stevens said...

Yo Dave,

You comments may be all well and good, but to suggest that every single person over on Factnet is pure of heart is a total and complete laugh! You know as well as I do that there are a few folks who got their little toes stepped on, left GG and now simply flock on over
to Factnet to stir the pot so to speak!

There certainly are a lot of topics that have come up over that I'd rather not touch, so yes we here at LWS do have our limit! The fact still remains: not everyone who deals on Factnet is doing so with the right motivation!

Our goal is simply to make light of all this stuff for humor's sake, and hopefully help people laugh about the very same issues we all have
faced within the halls of GGWO. We're providing an irreverent service by expressing and exposing the issues talked about on Factnet and in the general GGWO world on our site. I'd rather not have people wallow around in self-pity. I'd rather have have them understand that they are not alone in what they
are going through. Anyone who has an issue with GGWO can relate to at least one of our posts, and if it helps them in some way (which we know it does) then so be it! I feel justified in that simple fact alone!

BTW, when I'm before Christ I expect to have NOTHING to say but that it is all Him. I have no excuses, man. I don't have a chip on my shoulder. I don't have to prove anything to you. But there are quite a few people who stop over here and I have a duty to bring the questions out into the open. This site isn't that big of a deal. Maybe you should turn your tough ass attitude on GGWO and the idiotic practices they pass off as spiritual.

No, we're not 10 year olds looking for someone to put our drawings on the fridge, we're making ourselves and other folks laugh. It's none of your business if we do some advertising over there. For every email and comment we get that's negative we get literally dozens that are supportive. Why not join them and have a laugh? LIGHTEN UP!

SHAT

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Explaining why or how you are trying to be funny isn't funny...so shut up and just be funny.

 

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