Return of Da Jowles...

The Top 10 Reasons why Star Wars and GGWO are one and the same:

1) Both take place in a galaxy Far, far away!
2) Both use the Force for sexual reasons
3) Both use the peoples money to build Planet destroying hardware.
4) Both have leaders who are full of shit and never make sense when they speak!
5) Both Carl and Darth Vader use lightsabers as detachable penises!
6) They both let the Wookiee win!
7) The term: "Ah am yer father," rang out both from the pulpit and the Death Star!
8) The line: "That's no moon. It's a space station," holds true for both Star Wars and Carl's Ass!
9) "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid," is all that needs to be said!
10) They both spawned a rebellion.