Top 10 Star Wars Quotes That Work Better Said To/About Carl!

1) "Where are you taking this... thing?" -Imperial Officer
2) "That's no moon. It's a space station." -Obi-Wan
3) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? " -Princess Leia
4) "We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!" -C-3PO
5) "Into the garbage chute, fly boy." -Princess Leia
6) "Mos Eisley spaceport (AKA GGWO): You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." -Obi-Wan
7) "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." -Obi-Wan
8) "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader
9) "I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." -Princess Leia

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10) "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease." -C-3PO