Delegated Authority...

Undue Influence...

Before Stevens...


After...

...Staying Under the "Man of God"

Be sure to get right and stay properly articulated to "God's Man."

Many Marriage Proposals...

What about those many women who have "proposed" to "the human head of the church?"

Click here to listen to the joy.

Make sure ya'll keep checking back for more audio...

For All You Conspiracy Theorists...

Some of you have theorized that CHS is located somewhere over on the odd end of evangelical Christianity, perhaps even towards the *gasp* cultish end. Now that's not something that we here at Liquid Waves o' Stevens care to hypothesize about, however, we submit the flowing sermon exerpt which has a WONDERFUL double read... What do YOU think? Post your thoughts below...

WOMEN AND THEIR PROPER ROLES CONCERNING MICROPHONES - by CHS.

Stevens' Ability to Elucidate Truth...

Consider a short clip from one of popular cultures most horrendous bimbos:
Where I'm Ticklish - by Jessica Simpson

Now enlarge your capacity by getting truth right in "ya haaaht spearit":
...May Get Herpes...Labled as a Slut by Demons - by CHS

Don't forget to check out more of the audio/visual joys down below!

Two Kinds Of "Cult" Leaders...

Let's face it - it's either one way or the other!

Then again...

...He shall crush his head (and the twopay) and he shall bruise His heal (and toes)...

Stevens... Getting Jiggie Wit It

Just imagine the Finished Work Singers in the background...

Better yet, listen to Stevens singing a refrain of "Even Me."

Stevens Audio and Video Links

...Enjoy, but don't accept any COCKATRICE eggs you might find!

(AUDIO)

1. Give 'em a BAHN YARRRRAAHD Swing...AAAARRAAAHHH!
2. Above The Belt
3. Grace Hour Caller #1
4. Hahroow Needs Help
   
5. Hi Doooonner!
6. Hooogarts Baby
7. Muzzle the Ox!
8. Horse Drops Dead
   
9. Sounds of love
10. May git herpies?
11. Nothin' but whores!
12. Paul Being a Stevens Seagal Look-a-Like Prick
    
13. Some Ashamed!
14. Thank You Sir!
15. Spiritual Queers?
16. Morons!
    
17. Revelations and Reamers
    
18. They Were So Mean
19. He Sure Did Honey
20. Stevens Command To: Go To Sleep
21. Stevens vs Archie Bunker
22. Cuz Yer Ignorant
23. Co-lamities
24. Pause...Pause...Pause
25. Da Erect BAh!
26. Crackin' Eggs
27. Stevens Singing To Shallow?
28. Every Thing Damned Unda Da Sun!
29. Ova-Drive
    

(Music)

1. Do we really need Stevens for this?
   
2. Laughin' yer ass off!
   
3. Stevens Seek and Destroy!
4. Stevens Friends for Ever!
5. Stevens Sex Song
6. Even Me

(Grace Hour Crank Calls)

1. Dr. Phil Calls Grace Hour.MP3
2. Mrs Cleo Calls Grace Hour1.MP3
3. Sol Rosenburg's Call2.MP3
4. Homer Simpson Vs. Stevens
   

(VIDEO)

1. MAhlTitudes
2. Oh Mah Lord
3. Back In Da Saddle