FactNET Gone Forever

Repentance is Futile!!!

Can you Say Hi To Neil?

Kids Got Ballz!

Carl Rides Off Into The Sunset!

Carl Wanting To Spread Da Cheeks o' Love!

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What Could Turn Sweet Lou Sour?

Why Black Arms Carl of Course!

Livein' Large!

This is what we like to call the “FuckBarn!”

As child, going to school in a fuckbarn was really a lot of fun. Yet we could never seem to have enough money in the "building fund" for any improvements? Hmmm, wonder why?

All the while the pastor is living the big time like he just won the lotto, driving around in $800 car rentals and big fancy hotels…it’s good to be king and the churches budget eh!? Stock piles of Chash and no mission trips to Florida planned!

AlGore Global Warming!

WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?

I'M SURE YOU COULDN'T SEE THIS ONE COMING!

"MAYK FUN OF DA DEVIL, DAT OLE SERRRRPENT OF OLD!" -CHS

If God Makes Fun of Satan, We Should Too!

Carl FuckFalwell Found Dead...

After Playing "The Price Is Right" With Our Sins All These Years, Carl FuckBarker Call it Quits!

Dare's A NEW Sheriff In Town!!

Are 95 Theses...

You'reaCon Part 2

For those that don't get it, that's EuroCon.

GG Rally in YouraCon!

Run For The Prize

Carl Confesses!

Carl Finds a KinDREEED Spirit In All The Mess!

Welcome To New OrrLeeans Carl!

The Queen Cums Fer Tea

This Weekends Pancake Breakfast To Celebrate Pahstas 102 Years in the Ministry…

Please Come And Join us!

$87 Ticket Prices (Monthly payment plans are available)

Children under 2 months FREE!

Coke/Pepsi $5.50 each.

Coffee $2.75

Grace Hour Booklet Deal $97.50 for 6 Months.

Hey YEWW lil Jackass!!

IT'S ALL FER YEW PAHSTA!

George Takai, As In Gay!

Be Ye Forced Out Into All Da Worl'...

We All Cain't Be Cool Enough To Become Pahsta's Anointed!