Cordell's Groupies

no doubt cordell is unwilling that these "fine ladies" should be his groupies. alas, he can do nothing to deter their affections!

Why Does God Hate Us?

Why Wont This Bitch Die!?
Click here to read about her 75th birthday bash:


Maybe This old Whore is so annoying, that even God doesn't want her!?

National Paint Your Pussy Day?

Some people just need help!

Just What An Ailing Carl Needs

Check out the Christian Way To Clown Around With Geriatric Invaids! Part One is listed first, and then Part Two is below... watch them in order for the most joy... imagine Carl's visit in your mind!

Spring Is Almost Here and Carl Reminds You That Now Is The Time...

Shuttles of Joy

so i was out today to do the laundry and caught site of star fleet insignia
in the distance... as i closed in on the vehicle, i noticed "u.s.s.
enterprise" emblazoned down the side. it was a brand new toyota minivan
decked out like a star trek shuttle craft. so i - like the dork i am -
immediately drove back home to get the camera. luckily the craft was there
when i returned. see the attached images. note that the vehicle is
identified as "galileo" which, of course, was the name of one of the
shuttlecraft on the original enterprise. however, the minivan's hood shows
NCC-1701-E; i'm not certain that there was a permutation of "galileo" on the
enterprise-E... hrm... anyway, take note of the license plate - WARPD.

ok, geek-man out.

OTP

Make Your Very Own FactNET Friend

That's JOHN COLLINS, not C. JOHN COLLINS

cordell's latest seems to be takeing issue with certain consonants in certain names...

Cordell Brings Us Alternatives to Ballerina Pee!

Cordell Instant Classic!



Now I (OTP) have to say that the Hornsby's goes down a little too fast - I need a bit more bite to my ciders or I'll swig a 6 pack in 30 minutes. I like the Strongbow, another cider called "K," and the occasional Woodchuck cider, though they tend to be too sweet.

Great stuff Cordell!

SHROVETIDE BUNS

Straight from Sister Mary's Oven to Your Mouth...

Thanks for the submission Sister Mary!

Mistaken Identity Eh? Neil Says, "I am getting dancer out of here"

As Asked by Whatsup from Factnet:

"Just for clarification, does that mean that sweetchile, escape, and any other aliases will also be leaving, or can we still hope to enjoy chats with them? Or maybe even some brand new names?"

Anyone remember Man-E-Faces from the Masters of the Universe?
I call this one "Neilie-Faces!"

"I Can't Get Behind That!" -William Shatner

Pahsta Mania!!!!

Acts:12:8: And the angel said unto him, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so he did. And he saith unto him, Cast thy garment about thee, and follow me.



Carl Turning into the REAL Hulk...
(Just For Your Enjoyment!)

Cordell Update #1

For Our Friend Headed To Iraq!

GIVE 'EM WHAT FOR, GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER!

(as illustrated in the image below!)

it's the sort of advice needed on FactNet AND in Iraq!

HOO-AH! Kick some ass GWCTD!

BEST POST EVER

THANK YOU SISTER MARY, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, TO COMMEMORATE YOUR AWESOME POST ON FACTNET, SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY, 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm serious, when I saw this post, I looked like this young person below.



And even though I'm deathly ill at the moment, when I read this post, I immediately shot forth from my death bed and thrashed about with joy, as depicted below.



AND THE ONE I HAVE TO THANK FOR THIS FEELING IS SISTER MARY!

IT'S JUST LIKE A MINI-MALL!!

VD-AY from Greater Grace!

So What Do You Think?

Do you think Neil is gunna git sued for email herASSment?
Or do you think he's just counting his lucky charms?

Greater Grace Dahktrin 101

You can only be fed by Pahsta!

Carl Takes on Infant Baptism?

This Ideer Just Never Gets Old Does It?

Pope Carl the 1st!

GG loves footballs!

It's Super Bowl Sunday Daddy!

Neil Sue Happy!

Some New Porn for Neil!

Thai Girls:

Nothing hotter than a chick that can row!


Any good woman should know that drugs and money turn Neil on the most!


How Hot is This?
HOT! Eh Neil?