Liquid Waves O' Stevens: October 2004

There Have Been Reports Of TwoPay Bullying...

TwoPay Bullying is where GG members tend to shun Ex-members. Those are people who have left the church, normally on bad terms and they like to slander and talk bad about how church leadership did them in. These folks also feel the need to tell everyone how they were wronged and how evil GG members are for staying.

If you or any of your loved ones have experienced any of this type abuse email us at liquidwavesoflove@yahoo.com We’d love to hear your stories of woe!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says...

...That Bruce Springsteen Is Just A "Girlie Man!"

ORANGE MOON A-RISIN'

WELL, well, well. Look who's sporting a near-orange twopay, my friends. It's "AMERICA'S NEWSMAN (Ret.) " Walter Cronkite. That shade of orange sure puts the CRONK in "Cronkite," doesn't it?

Girls Sell Candy Bars, Boys Went On "Bottle-Drives!"

Money Making Schemes From GGWO:

This simply means that the boys were forced to roam the inner city streets by searching the dirty street corners themselves a few dozen times, or just simply going door to door. This meant asking old sickly people for their empty soda bottles, all this in the hopes, that just in case, they might not want to take the time and return the bottles themselves to get their deposit. If this were the case, we were told to then ask, "Could we please have them?" If they handed over their recyclables, we were in the money!

Going door to door with Nate was always fun...

...He always loved bottle drives, because they tended to have more than one meaning to him.

Even "The Tap dancing hemroid" enjoyed going on these jaunts of sticky joy.

GGWO Schools motto: "There is only free time for the wicked!" This means simply that you do for the Lord even when you're doing from the Lord, so even band class was used to promote promotions at the school/church.

Some times though the bottles weren't just handed over to us...oh no, many a time we had to hunt for them in the woods!

Mandatory Volunteering!

See within the GGWO schools they have away of forcing their children to do their bidding, it's called "Fun-Razers!" Selling Candy bars door to door within the inner city may sound like a great idea when you have this going out...

...But when you have this...

...It's just not right folks!

The Lenox Estate Engulfed In Flames...

...While Stevens is "Spirited away to safty by his belt"

Getting Ready For The End!

Just in case...

We here at liquid waves just want to send our prayers and best wishes to Arafat at this time, in hopes of a speedy recovery...YEAH IN HELL!

This speaks for itself!

GGWO Pastors and Their Wives Pissing About Not Having Enough Money!

What they really mean is, to not have enough money to take that second vacation or cruise they were planning…yeah times are tough!

All the while, GGWO staff members are forced to take a cut in pay during the summer months…

...Talk about a Wipeout!

For Halloween, Stevens Wanted To Dress Up Like God...

Stevens and Bill both started off together...

...But Stevens soon realized that there was only enough room in the sky for one God!

Getting Into Shape Before Heaven...

Instead...

He gets a Mic right in the Freakin' ear!

Safety First?

At this point, does it really matter?

Choof...

Playin' With The Bull...

I could have had a lot of fun with this, but I thought letting each of you use your own imagination would be best!

Stevens Thanks The Out Work/Shape Vets...

Droppin' the Ball...er Twopay?

Stevens Dances With Meat...

No Touch Love 2

Buttons and Posters Ready For Sale...

Just a question, would anyone buy these things off this site?

Stevens Really Is a Little Pisser!

No Touch Love

What is goin' on here?

RIGHT BACK UP IN YOUR #$%#&@#@ING PULPIT!!!

This is a CLASSIC montage of the Orange Two Pay in action, my friends. Click here to download this amazing collection of aural integrity from the man who has put the orange back in twopays.

BTW, this should put us here at Liquid Waves back into the good graces of those who don't appreciate Bill the Wondering Chef's little ditties... if only you knew which member of GGWO he represents...

Leave feedback commentary, folks.

Bill's Traveling Update...

While Bill seeks out the TwoPay sightings, he does tend to find other things from time to time as well...

The TwoPay was driving this car, Bill just missed him by only seconds!

This is what happens when Stevens OD's on Prescription Meds and thinks that he can drive Himself to Heaven!

Never Fear Friends Bill Has Spotted The Twopay A Time or Two...

Mother Angelica…On Crack?

Performance Art At The Vatican?

Bill wants to know what type of beads thoses are?

This Just In From Bill...

Bill Says: "When you're pushing 260 (and that's being kind) and wearing sweats, a pantie line really doesn't matter any more!"

Kerry’s Version of a War On Terrorism!

Spreadin' The Cheeks of Love

We at Liquid Waves want to take this time to salute the newly formed Iraqi Police and Fire Commission.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

and the Iraqi soccer team!

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