DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

YEE-HAAAWWW COMIN' BACK IN DA CLOUDS!

Right Response Based on Right Thinking?

Some People Will Do Anything To Worship Stevens...

...Like moving nearby the Church just to be within spitting distance of the Man?

Corporate Pentecost

The False Profit Shallows Day of Corporate PantyCost Is At Hand!

The Decree went out, "Ready Da Security!"

Our Friend Josh Is a Moron!

The Anti-Stevens and His False Profit Shallow!

The Shallow Profit?

Giving Carl an
"Awesome High-five!"

The Profit really needs to grow his Stash
back out because he looks like
a total tool without it!

Talk About Pissin' Your Spiritual Rewards Away!

HEY LOOK, IT'S ANGIE!

Our New Fashion Model For The "Some Kinda Wonderful" Store!

Doesn't he just look stunning in the new,
"God's Man Series 1 T-shirt!"
You too could look this good in a matter of days!
Limited time only, get this hot item before it completely sells out!


(Click the picture to head on over to the online store)

Meet Gabbie, Grandmother of 7 and Survivor of the Carl Cult!

Though she doesn't look overly bright, I can now see how she fell for a wacky little man in a bad Twopay!

HOLY-MACKEREL!

Looks like dear ole granddad caught the
BIG one
just before having the
BIG one!

He's Sicker Than We Think!

We all know Stevens is a sick man (in more ways than just one) but who know it was this bad!?

PIECE OF HICK GARBAGE

Now, we here at LW don't really want this site to degrade into a hate-based commentary, but today we saw the little story below and felt compelled to share it with our readers...

This young man:


...raped two girls AND A DOG, and will no doubt get away with it. This is the world we live in folks. Read the full story here.

Takin' It To The Hill?

I Always Knew That There Was Something GAY About Those Red Socks!

The Assho...ER, I mean The Apple, Doesn't Fall Very Far From The Tree!

SLING THEM ARROWS!

Try As You Might, Fail As You Do...

We know that some of you Jerk-Off's flood our humble site and try to Jack our Bandwidth...
WELL JACK THIS ASSHOLES!
STOP MASTURBATING TO PICTURES OF STEVENS ON THE INTERNET AND GET RIGHT!

This Is What You Get When A Joke Goes Tooooo FAAAHR!

Leaving blind pastors out in the sun...

Only Because I'm Bored And Have No Life...

We At LW Give You...
"The Caught With Their lil Pants Down Series!"

I Have A Question...

If a man was, in fact, "God's man", wouldn't God make it VERY clear - so clear - that he, as "God's man" wouldn't have to run around saying that he is "God's man?"

...Just questions that come to mind... Points to ponder....

Gawds Man!

Never One To Mince Words...

...But This Is What I Really Think...

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT CHURCH EH?

Stevens version of "Security"
Brings new meaning to the term "Shaft!"

NO I CAN'T DIG IT!

YEAH HE'S NEVER RAPED KIDS...

HE JUST SLEEPS WITH 'EM!
NO TOUCH LOVE JACKO, NO TOUCH LOVE!

No Stopping God's Man...

Why the hell does Stevens have a bulletproof ANYTHING?
What an idiot!

Just Another "AWESOME" Weekend In Baltimore EH?

Missions Conference 2005?

Revival in the air...

Praise Be To Stevens...?

Stevens Quote #2

Stevens quoting his wife...

Don’t you take your socks off, because I’m taking them off because of your back…want me to rub you…we have this new suave, which is an amazing thing, IT’S AMAZING! It’s a miracle suave…combination of ingredients…it’s not a narcotic…but it…does more ta take away pain better than any that I’ve seen in my life. She put it on me this noon, no pain, nahrmaly the pain would be all after noon and tonight…none at all…in da hips and da…bulging disk. And they say you should rub with that…3 minutes, but she says no I’m going to rub it 5 minutes…pastor Fred said that 5 is good, *giggles*!

Carl Quotes #1

"Ah've always wondered Why ah've Had a grasp of da Scriptures..."

Mk:12:24: And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God?

Hear No Jackass, See No Jackass...Stevens Is A Jackass!