How Does This Make Me Want To Buy Underwear?

I mean really, I go to check my email and I see this (minus the gun, Shallow and Carl in a kilt) I don't understand how this is supposed to make me run out and buy tshirts and undies!?

The Three Cultists...

Jackasses In Sheeps Clothing!

IAGM
(I Am God's Man)

Just Another One Of Carl's Secret Squirrels!

Don't feed them folks! Their mouths are already packed full of Carl's Nuts of Wisdom!

Dance, Dance Baby!

Swing Them Hips Carl!

CAPTAIN KIRK PACKS ONE IN... AND OUT!

SHATNER PASSES KIDNEY STONE!!

...Too bad Bones wasn't around to help him out!

Well, Well, Look At What Guss Found Lumberin' Around Out Back!

WATCH OUT FOR NEGATIVE CONNOLLY, er, CANOLI!!

WATCH OUT YOU FACTNETTERS!!!!

Are all the Beatles in Hell... or Just Paul?

COO COO CA CHOO!!!!!

Back In Da Saddle Wit' Gene Autry?

Who Was In The CIA, Not Tommy? Or Was That The KGB? FBI?

Cost Us An Arm And A Leg To Leave GGWO!

Jack Thompson Gay? I Never Would Have Thought!

Instead of going after content in GTA, which is only a ploy to give Hillary something to run on in ’08, "Save the kids," perhaps you should get your head out of your ass Jack! If you want to sue someone, how about suing that idiot of a grandmother who bought GTA SAfor her 14 year old grandson, you know Jack the same game that says right on the back cover (using the very rating system you seem to hate so much), “Mature: Blood Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content and Use of Drugs!” Yeah Jack the ratings board is ineffective isn’t it! Yet that same grandmother is aloud to walk the streets because the ratings board didn’t tell her that there was such strong content within that game that she brought her for 14 year old…please, are we going to sue Ford now for making the truck that ran someone over? You’re an asshole Jack and that grandmother should be locked up!

Bill Wants To Know Who "O'Reilly" Is Lookin' Out For You!?

He Takes Stevens Head On...

...But Ends Up Crying Like A Baby!

Watch Carl Bust A Move...

Click the Picture to Watch:

Carl's Counsel

When A Wife Want's To Stay Under The Counsel of Carl But Her Loving Husband Doesn't...

Kick His Ass Marsha!

THERE'SA REVIVAL IN DEM BONE BOAH!

It's Time To Play A Little Greater Grace Double Dare!

...of course the only ones to get slimed
would be your average church goer!

Carls Says Good-Bye to Summer and His Mortal Coil!

Bye-Bye Carl, Please Forget To Write!

The New Doctrine Weekly Discount...
Free, Because Nobody Wants It!

Fami-Liar Love

Carl Likes!