Every Womans Dream Man?

Well at least we know why all the Woman are in GGWO...

It's Nice Feeling The Love On FACTnet!

Come Git your New Peace and Love FACTNet Ribbon:

Getting Back To Basics...

With YAP run out of town, the rest of us here at LW will have to pick up his slack.
We'll do our best! -Shat

CHURCH SPLITS?

Yer_Awesome_Pahsta Has Left The Building!

Because the people of Factnet can’t hear (or simply don’t want to hear what anyone other than them is trying to say) I’m leaving both FN and LW for good!

It’s funny... those assholes call me a Bully, yet at least 5 or more of them verbally attacked me over what was clearly a joke and a stunt. Sure, my jokes might not have been for everyone, but there was a point and the point was there!

Fine. You losers are so quick to attack and never even attempt to try to understand what is actually being said by someone else; that's ok. I could care less now! KISS MY ASS, FN!

-Yer_Awesome_PahstA IS OUT!

What Was GTP Dreaming About While Getting Rear Ended in Prison?

To Our Old Pal GTP...

COME GET YOUR NUGGETS OF GRACE!

YOU TOOLS NEED TO GET A LIFE!
GIVE MY FRIENDS BACK TO ME YOU CULT BASTARD!!!

Have An Affair, Blame Yer Wife!

GGWO Riddled with Affairs:

Whooo.... Are.... Yoooouuu?

Yeah Right!

HEY NEIL....

FOR THE MOST THREADS POSTED WITHIN A 24 HOUR TIME FRAME!

The LOIN of Afrika?

On Our Way To Cramp Life '06: Part 1

Time Out My Ass!

NEVER, no NEVER, no NEVER give your kids a time out, why?

Because they have time to think up ways in which to kill yo ass, that's why!

Youth Rally 06!

NEWSWEEK: SUPERSTEVENS 'soars as a love story filled with epic yearnings'...

A Greater Grace Love Story: A Church and Their Beloved Pastor...brokeback!

Minner Me?

CARL'S CALL, the MOVIE!!

Here, in his own words, Pahstah Cahl tells YOU how to be right with HIM! Get on the ball people! answer the CALL!!

P.S. be sure to pause the video every now and then as each frame has a little special bit of joy in it all its own!!

Try Pressing Your Luck With Greater Grace!

WHAMMY!!

Gore’s Convinced

…Carl’s Farts Causing Global Warming!

Shallow and Shebelly Makin' Da Rounds Again!

Scooby-Doo, Where are you?

I can see why some of you were in a cult...
"Your a jerk trying to stop this effort. Your motives have nothing to do with Neil. Just discrediting the efforts of many."

Yeah, you got us moron, we’re working with GGWO to get you fools off track.

Our diabolical plan would have worked had it not been for you snooping kids and your meddling dog too!

Full Of Shit...Neil's Reporting!

Woids of Biblical Knowledge From God To Carl!

Shallow's Grunts Collection

Dr. Stevens Was Right And Has Always Been So...

We’ve been convicted here at LW so from now on, no longer will any “corrupt communication will proceed out of our mouths"…or fingers!

We’ll just let their corrupt communication proceed from their mouths…

Just Like Lenin?

Okay, maybe not!
Carl On Ice!

Stevens Starts Death Metal Singing Career!

In a stunning reversal, Carl H Stevens, the former head pastor of infamous
demi-cult Greater Grace World Outreach, has taken up heavy metal singing!

Stevens is not only a gifted singer; his unorthodox death metal instrument
of choice is the bagpipes.


Much like the Dark Lord Satan on during the Black Sabbath on All Hallows Eve, Stevens was able to be in many locations nearly simultaneously on 6/6/06. See the following images as proof!


On stage with metal legends Iron Maiden, 6/6/06


On stage with the godfathers of metal, Black Sabbath, 6/6/06


Hanging out with the ultimate voice of metal, Ronnie James Dio, 6/6/06


In a photograph taken with members of Dark Funeral, 6/6/06

Who knows where Stevens new direction will take him. Perhaps he will gather to himself yet another cult following, another empire of weirdness, another abandoned shopping mall or two!

Pahstah Stevens Told Me To Masticate Every Day!

So... do any of you recall the "health" fad in GGWO in the ninties? Yeah, you know the one... The one where we were told that Pahstah Stevens "chewed his coffee ninety times before swallowing." We were lead to believe that this mastication of the coffee was good for us, an "awesome" and spiritual practice! We knew that Pahstah Cahl wanted us to "masticate every day!"

Punishment? YER BLOODY WELL RIGHT!

Britney hires a 'manny'

Click here to read about it:

Love Is A Shameless Prick!

To: Our Good Friend RJ...

"OTP, just out of curiosity, why post this stuff always after someone has posted a serious matter? I notice a trend here....if someone posts a serious matter, one can almost count on you to post this "funny" stuff....don't....please don't, because it detracts from the seriousness of the previous poster. Thanks."


Geez RJ don't have a cow! -Shat

Carl The Huckster...

...Yew Damn Right!