Carl Taking Stock of His Life And Ministory!

It's YAHWEH Beer... HOORAY BEER!

CARL GETTING HIS DAILY DOSE OF FILTERED NEWS!

Neil Gets The Story, But Can He Wear The Hat?

What Exactly is Carl’s Dirty Obsession, (or Dare I Say, Sexual Perversion), With Yodeling?

Please Don't Judge Us After The Flesh!

Judge Us For Everything Else That Is Wrong With Us!

Get A Mouth Of Blood From The Lord!!

Carl Warms Up To Jesse Jackson!

Just When We Thought Carl Was Getting Better Too!

Best Movies of 2005/2006

Best of Movies 05/06:

1) Carl Being A Racist!
2) What They Really Think of Shallow?
3) Carl Breaks The Law!
4) Carl's "The Call" Movie!
5) Shallow Grunts...
6) Grace Hour Prasing Carl Again!
7) More Love For Carl
8) Happy Easter!
9) You Don't Have To Have Money To Be A Spriitual Queer!
10) Carl Hulking Up And The Church Goes Wild!
11) Don't Meddle Wit' Change?
12) Christmas At Carls!
13) Shallow Dances?
14) Stevens Neighborhood?
15) Carl Vomits?
16) Mahltitudes?
17) Back In Da Saddle AGain!?

Best of Post For 2005/2006

TOP 10 POSTS OF THIS, OUR SECOND YEAR!

1) The Movie That You Prayed Would Never Happen...

Runner Up: Off Tah OZZER!

2) So Carl…Is This Beauty? Or Comfort?

Runner Up: Carl Counsel

3) Are all the Beatles in Hell... or Just Paul?

Runner Up: RUNNER UP: SHHH!...Never Repeat A Matter!

4) Carl's Happy Thanksgiving

RUNNER UP: The Ultimate Carl

5) The Factnet Saga Continues...

Runner Up: For We Wrestle NOT Against Flesh And Blood...

6) Seeing The Hand of GAWD!

RUNNER UP: Broke Back Carl

7) A Shallow Brown CHRISTmas!

Runner Up: What’s Wrong With Islam?

8) GGWO Dark Sided!

Runner Up: Carl Being A Long Ranger

9) Bible Code Carl

Runner Up: Fank Millar’s Sin City

10) GG looking for Carl Action Shots

Runner Up: Brother Fred

Crazziest Post: Two Fingers For Sodomy?

Best Joke: April Fools...Carl Dies!
Here:

And HERE:

BestAnd Worst Use of Ugly Kids: Here:

Best Product Placement: Here:

Coolest Video: Here:

Chillin' Wit Anna Nicole!

Put On The FULL Armor Of God (In Bed)

Um... Just check out the site. Really. Hrmmmm....

Finding New Ways To Reach Out To The Lost Tithe...ER, I mean Sheep!

IS FACTNET DOA?

GTP Working For Geico Now?

The Roast of Carl H. Stevens!

(Click Here To View The Roast)


Full Body Shaving!

Pedophiles Burn In Hell!

We here at LW are committed to telling child-rapists/child-fantasyists to burn in hell! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Go straight to hell. We're proud of this position. Jesus doesn't love you people. Have fun in hell!

Linked above is an article from today's NYT's that discusses the disturbing internet presence of these horrible people. Check it out (you'll have to sign in).

THE SHAT HITS THE FAN TONIGHT AT 10

The William Shatner Roast on Comedy Central!
Sunday 10p / 9c




This is just sad, there is so much going wrong in this clip,
and I think Shat's reaction is priceless and says it all!

NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE OF GPT PREACHIN' IT!

AN LW EXCLUSIVE!

Carl The Racist Being Cut Off OIn Grace Hour!

We'll Just Blame Your Parents As Poor Role Models!?

Don't Worry Guys, It's Really Someone Else's Fault!

Jeffery:

Teddy:

And Good Ole John Wayne!

Man, You Gotta Love Clowns!

Let Me Illustrate It!

As Quiet As The Grave!!

Theropy From The World, Vs. That Of GGWO!

THE WORLD:



GGWO:

We Here At LW Would Like To Give A Shout Out To Lanner's Good Ole Webtv!

Thank you for all that Joy you've been bring us my little out of date friend!

Ream DA F*ckin' Rhema's!

New "Hight-5" Missions Trip?

TO BECOME FISHERS OF MEN!

Racists?

The House That Carl Built!

DON'T DO IT!!!

SUPER Carl

ARE WEAPONS OF OUR WARFARE?

"FOR WE WRASSLE NOT AGAINST FLESH AND BLOOD..."

NAY-NAY-NAY-HEY-HEY-HEY...GET THE HELL OUT YOU CRAZY BITCH!

It’s funny, every time a Dem loses, it has to be because of voter fraud,
or maybe, you’re just a CRAZY bitch, and no one wants you any more!!!
Bunch of cry baby loooooosers!

IT'S GREATER GRACE BEEATCH! YOU WANT THE GRACE!

YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE GREATER GRACE! NOOOOO! NOOO! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE PAHSTA CALL UP WHITNEY TO COME BUST SOME HEADS! STAY IN THE SANCTUARY! MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS THE OFFERING! OUR GRACE IS THE GREATEST! WE'VE GOT SOME AWWWE-SOME GRACE HERE! YOU WANT THE GRACE! KEEP YOUR BITCHASSES IN THE SEATS! WE GOT THE SPIRIT HERE! WE GOT THE FIRE! WE GOT THE GRACE FLAMES ALL UP IN YOUR FACE BEE-ATCH! WE BE ROCKIN' THE GRACE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HOLY JESUS BATMAN...

Carl Spirited Away...AGAIN?

MINISTRY OF FAITH?

DON'T DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD!

Luckily he's got his helmet for protection!!!

Garbage In, Garbage Out?

HOW’S CARL DOIN’?

Carl’s Health On A Microscopic Level!

THIS GUY IS SUCH A TOOL...

Shallow Spending The After Noon With Carl...

...Soaking Up That Word In Season!

Click To Play The Dunk Carl Game!

OH MY DEAR LORD FROM ABOVE, IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED!

ALLTHE SHAT THAT YOU CAN STAND!
-SHAT

The Funniest Thing That I've Seen All Day!

Emeral Plays With His Bologna?
-Shat