Liquid Waves O' Stevens: December 2008

This Reminds Me of Greater Grace For Some Reason...

Dick's Undisclosed Location.

How Long Can You Force Yourself To Watch...

...BEFORE YOUR HEAD EXPLODES!!!

I Hope Your Christmas Sucked As Much Ass As Mine Did...

...Love Shat.

Perfect Parenting 101...

"Well hit him back!"
This is how you do it,
though i feel the whole family should have taking turns
beating the child once he started crying,
but we'll get into that next time...

Give The Gift That Keeps Own Givin'.

Merry Christmas From The LW Crew.

Jim and dannl Wish ya ah "MUrrry-Chris-mASS boah!"

dannl, wise, jim, christmas, merry, ass, give, me

Merry Christmas From The LW Staff...

WTF?

Story Here:

Sometimes you just have to ask the question: "What The Fuck?" and then leave it at that. This, however one of those times...

There is a story in the news today about a some kid, ages 12-14, all having sex while in class. I now have to start to ponder my own childhood, reflecting back to when things were simpler. Back then, you had the retarded disabled village boy named lil Dicky Glenn, who wore leg and hip braces on his legs. When ever he'd get up to roam around the class room, his little braces would squeak and make loud grinding noises, seeing as how they were made of wood on and old metal (back in the very early 80's) it wasn't too surprising. Poor lil Dicky wasn't allowed to do much of anything, because most times he would try and break shit, or else try and get himself and others (namely me) into trouble.

They kept him in the corner most times, on a very short leash, this was so that lil Dicky couldn't be dickin' much of anything if you get my meaning? Yet kids today can have full on hump-sex in class, there is just something wrong here. Where the hell was this when I was in school? I remember that you couldn't even talk in class without there being some form of hell to pay, much less pull it out and start to go to town with E-flat or other delightful classmate. I mean come on this is stupid, are teachers these days brain dead or something? 13 year old kids bumpin' and grindin' during a math test and no thinks to stop it?

At that age I was more worried about getting the latest Ninja Turtle Figure, muchless trying to figure out which end was up.