"Baltimore The Charmed City" Eh?

Nothing against Baltimore itself or anything
but I think it’s greatness has little to do with
GGWO being located there!

BAMM!!! Soups On!

I Saw This Picture Online, And Couldn't Help Myself!

...And What Is On His Mind?

Those Canadians!

Thank God The Pah-Dee Is Ova!

What's A New Years Party Without A New Years Baby?

Creepy, but not all that far from the truth!

(NOTE: I have no clue what is on the front of
Shallows pants, that is how the picture was when
I found it, so don't give me hell for it!)

Love Having a Coke And A Smile...

Love After About 10 minutes, and hitting the "Greater Grace" a bit hard!

Greater Grace Faithful?

Either that or some Internet Geeks getting
together for a "virtual Marriage" or something!
Gotta love Xbox Live!



Where Is GG security when you need them?

All The Body Of Christ That You Need?

Stevens Ready To Do Magic Tricks?

...like where'd I hide my sons sins?

Lewd Makin' The Rounds

Trying to make Friends?

"M-Oh-Oh-N Dat Spells Lewdass!"

Stevens Wanting To Be The Life, Or Death of Da Par-Tay!

Dirt Bikin' for Da Loard!

Top 10 Posts of 2004/2005

Our Top 10 Posts For 2004/2005

1) Staying Under The Man of Gawd! (Aug. 04)

Runner Up Aug. 04: Albino Snake w/OTP (Aug. 04)

2) Stevens Cult Takes Over PBS… (Oct. 04)

Runner Up Oct. 04:: Loving A Man Who’s Broke #1 (Oct.)

3) Fall From Grace Hour… (Nov. 04)

Runner Up Nov. 04:
1) “Weeping As We Were Marching”“It Is Finished” (Nov. 04)
2) Stevens Moving His Armies… (Nov. 04)
3) Superfluity of Naughtiness: (Nov. 04)


4) Meet A Real Focker?(Dec. 04)

5) Tokin’ It up With Da King:(Dec. 04)

Runner Up March 05: What’s Stevens Talking About Now?(March 05)

6) A New Stevens Voted In:(April 05)

Runner Up April. 05:
1) “It Is Finished” (April 05)
2) Let The Dead Bury The Dead: (April 05)
3) In The Beginning… (April 05)
4) Stevens Getting Lippy With Staff: (April 05)
5) Is Your Ass In Church? Stevens Knows! (April 05)
6) He Shall Provide All Mah Needs? (April 05)
7) Lego Stevens: (May 05)
8) Geographical Will Of Gawd? (May 05)
9) Lewdass’s Missing Letter To The Affiliates Found! (May 05)

Runner Up May. 05:
1) Kool-Aid Carl: (May. 05)
2) Been Burned Lately? (May. 05)
3) Keg O’ Carl, Washin’ Down Da Bullshit! (May. 05)
4) Carls Newest Books? (May. 05)
5) The Prodigals Sandwich? (May. 05)
6) Cahmin Merander: (May. 05)
7) The 3 Ah-MeGers! (May. 05)
8) Loving A Mans Who’s Broke #2 (May. 05)
9) Carl’s Hidden Nuggets? (May. 05)
10) Stevens Getting Uppity With The Hunched Over Deaf Woman? (May 05)

10) Corporate Pentecost?(June 05)


Runner Up June. 05:
1) It don’t Fall Very Far From The Tree Eh? (June 05)
2) Shallow Profit’s “Awesome High-Five” (June 05)
3) Fahry Darts? (June 05)

Most Perplexing Post of 2004/2005:

WTF? (Oct. 04)

Best Series 2004/2005:

Caught With Their Pants Down Series: (June 05)

Carl's Little Boogie Fever?

"Dances wit' Strang-ahs whos deeds ahr evil,
dats why day turn da lights down in night clubs...!"


Not sure why Jim has a Stevens Doll sitting
on his lap, but look is that Shallow in the background?

Two Drink Minimum

Getting the LW's party started Shebeller and Love break out the Communion grape juice!

Easy on the hard stuff there Love!

Carls Not So Greatest Hits!

Check out the newly updated Sounds Page.
Everything should be linked and ready to go!

There is some new stuff as well
so if you haven't checked them out yet
now is as good a time as any!

Link Here:

Our Top 5 Animations of The Year

Our Top 5 Animations for 2004/2005 Are:

               1) Stevens Gittin’ Jigger Wit’ It!

               2) Stevens Cockatrice Eggs: 

               3) Stevens God’s Man: 

               4) Thanksgiving Turkey Rider Stevens: 

               5) Swingin’ From Da Fences: 

Best Series:

The Bobble Heads:

Those That Just Weren’t Good Enough…But Still Worth Remembering!

1) Vomitus Jerk:

2) Mother Angelica…On Crack?

3) Giblets and Gravy!

4) What Stevens Really Thinks About Factnet…

5) The Popes Happy Feet?

6) Those Who Might Be Offended At LWs:

7) Assortment of Stuff!

8) Not Even Sure How To Describe This One…

9) Responding To Our Readers…

10) Golden Calf (though not made by us, it’s still fun!)

11) Stevens Rules The World?

12) Animation Update!

13) William SHATner:

14) Shallow Profits “Awesome High-Five?”

15) Try As You Might, Fail As You Do!

16) The Real Bible Speaks:

17) Stevens And Friends Jihad!

...And What A Year It's Been!

We here at LW can not believe that this site has been up and running for a full year as of today, August 25, 2005! We have seen our fair share of slander, hatred and gossip but ahead we will push nonetheless!

We’ll be updating the site every few hours or so today, with top ten best posts of the year, new Audio, and best of Animations of the year. So keep an eye out!

Let The Birthday Bash get started with a picture titled,
"Here Cometh Carl!"
He's ready to party for sure!

It All Makes Sense Now!

There is This...


...But who Knew the Truth!

Carls Whitewash

GG Goin' Down?

Why We Love Our Webtv...

Foreman VS Stevens

This contest is scheduled for ONE fall!

Remember Those Good Ol' Days... When Stevens Came To Town?

Your church would spend months promoting it...




Some members of your church(including you?) would dread it...




The teens were mostly bemused by it...




But almost everyone else loved it...

Tandem Bike Riding for Grace Hour?

Facing Hard Times:

Raising Money for Grace Hour The Hard Way!

"Everybody Needs A Friend, So Lets Put In a Lil Feller So That Are Big Oke Tree Doesn't Get Lonely!"

My Grace Is Sufficient for Thee?

What A Borg!

GREATER GRACE:
"Resistance is fu-till,
you will be assimilated!"

Cough Syrup Abuse Case?

Stevens In A Darkened Room Wearing Depends?

What They Do In Their Leisure Time, Aside From Creating and Maintaining a Cult That Is!

Egypt? Lenox? Baltimore? NAH!

“…Yer Geographical Location is where ever I’m at!”
-Carl H. Stevens

Instructing His Wife From Pulpit?

Anyone else remember Stevens telling his wife from the pulpit, that he likes her to come to bed wearing make-up? And that it’s a woman’s duty to look good by using make-up, he said, “Make Yerself Presentable to tha LORD!”

He then went on to talk about men making love to their your wives as if making love to the Lord Himself (no joke!) This too got Carl into some hot water and was quickly dismissed by other GG pastors as simply not understanding the profoundness of Carl’s wisDUM!

Faceprint Global Solutions my ass!

Doktor Stevens and Paulie "GET REAL!" With Dr. Phil!

What Is The Geographical Will Of God For Your Life?

Get Right!

What GGWO Believes...Perhaps!

We Believe:

• All Scripture preached in the Old and New Testaments is verbally, plenarily, and inerrantly inspired by Stevens. It is the authoritative guide for all Christian understanding, life and His ministry. We believe in the exact equivalent method translation from the original languages as taught by Stevens.
• There is but one Stevens eternally existent in three persons: Stevens the Father, Stevens the Son, and Stevens the Holy Spirit. Each is infinite, eternal, and almighty. That Stevens, the Son, is fully God and fully man. He was conceived by the Holy Spirit of Stevens Himself, born of the virgin Mary, and He lived a sinless life. He died, shedding His TwoPay in His substitutionary death for sinners, then was buried, arose from the grave, ascended into heaven, and is now seated at the right hand of the Father.
• The Holy Spirit, Who is Stevens and giver of life, convicts the world of sin, righteousness and judgment, and unites man to Jesus Christ by faith. We believe the Holy Spirit can only seal and fill all believers if they are in Baltimore.
• That man was created in the image and likeness of Stevens. It was by man's free volition that he disobeyed Stevens, incurring physical and spiritual death (separation from Stevens). Each human being is born with a sin nature. Because of this each human is a sinner by nature and is in need of a divine salvation. That salvation is a gift from Stevens. This was accomplished by Attending Greater Grace 7 days aweek and going to Maryland Bible College, all who believe in Him are justified by the shedding of His hair. Because salvation is given by Stevens, the believer's salvation is eternally secure until you leave Baltimore or Grater Grace, then you become Marked!
• The Baptism of the Holy Stevens is sent upon all who believe in The Liquid Waves of Love. This takes place in each believer at the moment of salvation. Continual infilling may follow. Each gift given by the Holy Spirit is for the edification of Stevens, and is still present today.
• We believe that the fulfillment of the Great Commission is the responsibility of all believers. To love Stevens No Matter What He Says or Does!
• That the church (Only in Baltimore) is the body and the bride of Stevens. It is dedicated to the worship and service of Stevens Himself, and the observance of the sacraments or ordinances of Baptism of Liquid Waves and the Lord's Supper. The primary task of the church in all ages is to teach all nations and to make disciples of Stevens through the preaching and teaching of the Word of Stevens.
• That Christ will return to rapture His church. Immediately following this event will be the seven-year tribulation period. Concluding this, Christ will come again to the earth and establish His rule for a 1,000 year period. The Great White Throne judgment of the unsaved, and the Beamer Seat, which at said time Stevens will present the body of Christ to Himself, all this coupled with Satan being cast into the lake of fire, will then allow Christ to establish a New Heaven and a New Earth. This is the consummation of all things.

Giving New Directions!

Grace Publications Newest Booklet?

The S.O.B's...ER...I Mean THE M.I.B's

That's Men In Bullshit!