Have A Hap-Hap-Happy New Ye-ah! Steven's Style!

Am I the only one who thinks Liza Minelli would be "awesome" and "some
kind o' wonderful" as an addition to Da Finished Woik Singers?




Stevens takes Manhattan!

It's Steven's New Years Rockin' Eve!

You know that ol' Dick and Carl have more than two
prescriptions in common! ...At least Dick's hair is real!

Seeing The Hand of GAWD!

Booze-em BUTTies

Both Carl And Shat To Appear Side By Side In The Next Star Trek Movie?

Good Intentions Don’t Mean Shit!

This Woman Preacher...BAAAADD!!!

This Woman Preacher...VERY GOOOD!!!!

...Sing It Willie!

aMEN Tyra!!!

Shallow Ain't Done Never Seen it So Good!

Stockings Hung With Crap...

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS FROM GAWD!

Science Marvels...
DEAF GIRL HEARS JINGLE BELLS FOR THE FIRST TIME...

When Santa's Attack!

What Santa thinks about Cult Leaders!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Jim knows you've been naughty boah!

oh yeah, fuck diversity!

SANTA Pope or SATAN Pope?

MMMWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!
HAVE A MERRY YULE, MY MINIONS!!

THE PASTOR-ED OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO...

CARL OF COURSE! DUH!

DEATH OF "The Chin" Vincent-Gigante

Carl H. Stevens "Da Hair"
Vincent Gigante "Da Chin"
Thomas Shallow "Da Tooth!"

TIS ALL ABOUT DA BAY-BEE!

A Shallow Brown CHRISTmas!

BROKEBACK MINISTRY!

Liberal's Need To Die!

YA'LL SHOULD GO SEE A REAL "CHRISTIAN MOVIE!"

CARLY POTTER!

GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, NO PASSING GO, NO COLLECTING $200

It's Official: Narnia Is Witchcraft!

It's Some Kinda Wonderful!

DICK'S DEAD!

AWESOME YOUTH DAY, AWESOME...

...AWESOME, GETTING IN TOUCH WITH THE AWESOME YOUTH...AWESOME!

Carl Gittin' Down Wit' Da OPP!

For We Wrestle NOT Against Flesh And Blood...

...Fightin' them demon armies again eh?

Love Dresses Like This On A Normal Day!

Click the picture to view the dancing!

The Lewdster Readying For The Holidays!

Carl Making The Rounds To Collect Funds for GraceHour......

Carls ChristmASS!

What Is The Deal With Country Gospel?

Ok, folks. Seriously. Why, why, why, why, WHY are Christians into country gospel music?
And, more importantly, if Carl is into it, WHY WOULD ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BE?
I recall ol' Pahsta Cahl talking about how country gospel was the only godly music, or something to that effect. I CAN'T TAKE THE TWANGING!!!