But Is It Coming Or Going?

LOL... MMMMMMMM! "Taste and see," eh?

Keeping Tabs On The Faithful!

Carl Wire Taps The Folks...
..."Vacation? Where ya Goin..."
"Geographical WILL of gawd...!?"
"Remember What Ye've been Taught!"
-Carl H. Stevens

What Really Goes On In The Christian Day School...

Carl Goes To War With Any That Disagree With Him...

Fergive 'er Ferget...er Else!

CARL CONVICTED AT THE JETHRO TULL CONCERT!!

...MUST HAVE BEEN THE COD-PIECE!

Losing Not Only His Mind and Church...But His Sports Team Too?

Carl Parts Ways With The Jets...

Something Smells In Here.... OH, IT'S DOCTRINAL HERESY!

It's making me tender just thinkin' about it! Sniff out that doctrinal BS folks!

Drinkin' Pahstah's Bathwater!

McDonald's and Drinking Steven's Bathwater? Classic!

Click here to listen to Carl's Followers regale him in song!

Sorry Girls... Carl Has Left The Building!

Don't scoff! How many of YOU used to wish and hope and pray that he'd cast his eyes your way as he moved through his worshipful congregation! How many of YOU secretly lusted for the Orange Two Pay as it bobbed before you in your "chambers of imagery?" How many of you wept bitterly as he passed you by, only to touch the hand/face/ass of someone, nearby? WOE, WOE, WOE!!!!

Self-Appointed/Anointed Delegated Authority!

Carl Dances With Meat!

"...because he (a would be pastor) wants to face people's needs with the deep meat of the word."

"Ah Don't Dare Touch Dis Thing, Netha Should You!"

GORGONS! SLIKICKS! IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!

As seen on Break.com


This is what American thinks of Christians. Think about that.

This Should Happen To Shallow!

As seen on Break.com

AND THE WINNER IS...

BROKE BACK CARL!

AH GUT A REAMER FOR YA'LL!!

Yeah... a steaming pile of BS, right Carl?

BTW, I've always imagined that his twopay flipped back on hinges...

Dork In The Machine Loves Chunk!

If you people don't start paying up, we are shutting down this site!

The Book:
The Goods:

An Island Unto Themselves!

Cult Leader? Cult Master!

OK, OK... Maybe Paulie Doesn't Look Like Segal...

I'm not convinced, but the people have spoken*!






*and they've been wrong before, too!

Where...When...How And What To Worship?

Sometimes You Just Gotta Ask Why

New England's Hit Makers...

ahhh... classic!

What REALLY Went On Down In Lenox All Those Years Ago!

The Truth Be Told...

Carl Had an Analism In His Brain!

Carl Gets Better, But Still In Denial!

Baltimore Said To Be Fittest City In America...

... AND WE KNOW WHY!!!!

Here's the article calling Baltimore the fittest city in the US...

Given To Change eh?

WE HERE AT LW ARE TAKING BETS AS TO WHICH DICK CHECKS OUT FIRST!

COUNTRY IN RUIN!

Green Baistard Pigs!!

"Prophetic rebukes should come from seasoned prophets, from men called to the ministry of guarding those people who belong to the Lord. The work should be done by men of some age and wisdom, and not by novices, firebrands, and zealots!"