Polter-Christ

Run towards Da Laht Carl-ANN!


"REEAAAMAHS...."



Yer Free Now Carl-ANN...

Note FromJosh's Site The GGWO Picnic!

"Pastor Stevens also showed up. He drove up in his car, and people by the hundreds surrounded his car, and he stayed until all those people got to talk to him and love him up. He looked very good too, and healthier. "

You mean like this?

"Thrown Woids?"

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Lil' Boy Blue...

Render Unto Worthless Pond...

To Boldly Go Where No Ministry Has Gone Before...

Dateline: Baltimore, MD.

GGWO stunned the Protestant world by taking to the skies with it's new satellite "Greater Grace One" this week. The satellite is meant to bring the Christian ministry "into the, ahhh, uhm, awesome spacey opportunites, and ahhhh, whatnot." said Pastor Thomas Shallow. "We feel it's just an awesome time to, ahhh, um, just love up the aliens and such. Ahuuwwmmmaaah..."

When confronted with the fact that no extraterrestrials have ever been found, or even communicated with, Head Senior Potentate For Life Carl H. Stevens responded, "Have you ever listened to Grace Hour? We've got precious invidivuals from WAY out there calling every day!" Pastor Shitbelly (nicknamed "The Loins of Africa" by his fellow pastors) added, "Yes. We're trying to open up new ministries. This satellite is a fishhook for the heavens!" Asked about the normal use of satellites to send signals around the world, Shitbelly stated flatly, "Why would we need to send the signal around the world? Everyone can just come to Baltimore and be right smack dab in the will of God. But the aliens don't know this truth. We're sending this megaphone into the sky to help precious awesome E.T. hearts get right with God's spatial, temporal, and georgraphical will!"

Only time will tell if the multibillion dollar effort will pay off.

IN SEARCH OF CARLS HIDDEN NUGGETS!

The Hunt Begins...


Their on the Right Track...



AWESOME!! WE FUND 'EM! CARLS NUGGETS!

The Spittle Runs Down The Beard... AWESOME!

GET THEE MY BEHIND, SATAN!!!

Carl Stevens at Worthless Pond, 1972.

YA, YA GRILL, YA YA YA GRILL!

"YA WANNA SEE MY WHAAAATTTTT??????"

When You Fruits Think You're IN A Cult Again...Just Watch This!

Carl Likes Yodeling, But Not Like This!

FOLKS...FOLKS, NEVER FORGET THE LANDMINES...ER, I MEAN LANDMARKS!

Carl BackMasked?

It's Almost Too Hard To Tell Which is forwards, and which is backwards!?

Good Seed Produces Good Fruit Eh?

So Okay, Steve Irwin Died…Big Friggin' Deal!

I don't mean to sound jerky here folsk, but the man wrestled naked with Crocks and other killer wild beasts of the field...what do you expect? I'm shocked that he didn't die sooner!

Though I do feel for his family and anyone dieing is sad, I decided to try to turn this mildly funny negative into a mildly funny positive. So I tried to come up with a way to put Stevens in Steven's "crikey" boots...

The Covering Heresy of Carl H Stevens

It's pretty obvious where Carl's heresy of "covering" came from... it came from his lust for folicular fortitude! He had none! He became obsessed with the idea of COVERING HIS ASS, er I mean HIS HEAD! Other than his obsession with the word "Barbara," this covering concept has dominated Carl's life!

I'm Only Posting This, Simply Becasue I'm Sick of Looking At It On My Desktop

Most of you will not even get this, which I guess is an extra bit of joy on our parts!

Morphball Carl:

One Night After The Rap...

SCANDALOUS!

Kind Of What It's Like To Be Caught In GG...

Just watch the kid on the right... and his loving mother's response...

GET YOUR NEW HALLMARK MESSAGES!

You aren't serious about your walk with God if you don't have these new hallmark messages from your Pahstah Teacha! Come on! Crank up yourself! Get some G.U.T.Z. and get hid in da body!

Watch Out For The Tick!!

...don't get bit!