Just For Heather...

Stevens pissing on the Factnet Parade!



I probably should have checked with David first before posting these...

Our Profound Thoughts Here at LW Just Keep A Comin’!

Though mine may not be as deep as OTP's...

"Is Greater Grace still a legitimate Ministry, or have they become
nothing more than a bunch of side show freaks?"


I’m amused either way!

We Here At LW Must Maintain Some “Nahms and Stahndards!”

So with that, we give you a "NEW" Doctrine,
THE DOCTRINE OF:
"THOU SHALT NOT MAKE FUN OF STUPID PEOPLE"


"...NO MATTER WHAT!"

(Click Me)

Regarding Hell

We weren't wishing anyone to hell per se, because ALL are deserving of it. We simply wanted to
point out that from a human point of view, there are some who deserve it more than others. From God's point of view however we all deserve hell, but it's only through His Grace and Mercy through the Blood that we are paid for and bought out of hells fire!

We here at LW tend to try and be as simple as we can, figuring that 98% of the people reading do have some understanding of the bible and know some things before going in. As far as the posts we've made talking about people going to hell, in all honesty, both of those folks are more than likely going there anyways. Sure we're not God, anything could happen, but all we're saying is that if you were put money on it (yes we know gambling is a sin) but the sure bet would have to be on the fact that a kid who rapes a dog and then two small girls isn't going to get right with God any time soon. Again, anything can happen and God can break through all of that, but the fact still remains that the kid is a complete asshole and needs to get tied to a tree and beat with a stick, bar minimum, at the least!

Let's Get The Cat Right Out There On The Table, You Self-Important Soul-Power Relationship User!

There he goes again... How can you spend 90% of a "bible class" defaming and reacting and cockatricing, and not even say the name of Jesus Christ once? How is that a class, Paster Shallow?

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Honoring Ones Pastor, Greater Grace Style!

All The Kings Horses...All The Kings Men...

For those who have been broken by Stevens and his ways...

HELP IS ON THE WAY MY FRIENDS!

And The Survey Says…

What's The Beamer Seat Really Going To Be Like?

Attacks From The Affiliates...

Who Ever Said You Can't Never Go Home Again?

FOCUS ON FORNICATION?

There seems to be some questions regarding the post below. Some folks can't seem to understand the concepts that informed its construction. Therefore, in the interest of mutual understanding and solidarity, we offer the following explication for our readers' edification.

PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME!!

David said:

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OTP responded:

1) We don't try to be witty.
2) I don't know what forum you are talking about, but this forum is about making ourselves (and a few others) laugh.
3) Calling people derogatory names is funny.
4) We haven't condemned anyone to hell, but there sure is a lot of real marking, slander, and defamation going on at GGWO - enough that our small contribution is of little consequence. I think if you look at our wording you'll see how we don't condemn anyone to hell (as in "you should be in hell," or "you deserve to be in hell"). We can't be responsible for the comments others make on our website, however.
5) We weren't making light of the fact that fornication is sin, we're making fun of fornicators and Stevens at the same time. Stevens, fornicators, fornicators, Stevens; get it?
6) Yes, we here at LW are saved.

"...for by grace are you saved through faith, it is a gift of God, not of works, so that no can boast."

"if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the death, you will be saved."

I won't claim that we are mature believers...

Shat continued:

As far as “…or making light of the fact that fornication is indeed sin” if you haven’t lived through one of GG’s “No Touch Love” sermons then you have no clue what to expect! It wouldn’t be improbable for Carl to videotape people (or missionaries) having sex, and implying that they are NOT married, even if they are! They view it like this, if you were not married by him, or perhaps one of the many GG Pastors under his care, then in Stevens’ eyes, your marriage isn’t valid! It’s like anything else, if you don’t conform to their teachings and submit to their way of thinking, aka “The Ministiry” then your life is for evil! Like I said if you haven’t lived through a GG NTL event, then you wont understand this post, picture 7 year olds all dressed in uniforms like mini Mormons while Stevens does a “Power Point Presentation” showing graphic footage like the stuff shown in the post.

TEACHING THE KIDS ABOUT "NO TOUCH LOVE" OTP STYLE!

Love Did A Bad, Bad Thing!

Stevens Hitting The Mean Streets In His New Book Promotion!

Perhaps Looking For A New Flock To Lead!

A Flock Of Seagulls
You Can Run

What's this I see?
You're try'n' to hide
Away from me,
Away from me.

Don't you know
That you can run
But you can't hide
away.

No, you won't find
Your piece of mind
Away from me,
Away from me.

And in your mind
You will not find
Your piece of mind
today.

You can run, (no, you can't run)
You can hide, (no, you can't hide)
You can run, (no, you can't run)
You can hide
away.

You're part of me,
I'm part of you.
What can we do?
What can we do?

I am your sin
Living within,
It's up to you.
What can we do?

The more you run,
The more you hide
Me down inside
your head.

The more they see
The you in me
The more your life
is dead.

You can run, (no, you can't run)
You can hide, (no, you can't hide)
You can run, (no, you can't run)
You can hide
away.

What's this I see?
You're try'n' to hide
Away from me,
Away from me.

Don't you know
That you can run
But you can't hide
away.

Stevens Pruning His Bush Again!

Anyone Else Miss Shallow's Dirty Sanchez?

Without his lip gear, he reminds me of the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers!"

The Girls Coloring A New Banner To Mark Stevens Arrival!

New Doctrines For The Insane!

THE DOCTRINE OF "NO PANTS!"

HAVE YOU BEEN CONFOOZLED??

ABOVE: HELL HOUND INFESTED WITH THE STEVENS CONFOOZLE VIRUS


ABOVE: A MASSIVE OUTBREAK OF CONFOOZLE IN A MEAT YARD


ABOVE: NOAH STEVENS CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AFTER A TRIP TO THE "VIN-YAHHHD"

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE A HIGH TOLERANCE TO BULLSHIT.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN CONFOOZLED BY SO-CALLED SPIRITUAL LEADERS
SEEK IMMEDIATE HELP! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE A
"FINISHED WORK COVERING TO SPIRITUAL AUTHORITY!"
JUST GET THE HELL OUT!

The Truth About Cramp Life!

What a Tool!

The Cult Label Sure Is Hard To Get Out From Under!

Grand Theft Stevens: Baltimore City

"HOT COFFEE"
Any one?

Grace Hour Crank #3 Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil Calls Grace Hour.MP3

Grace Hour Crack #2 Miss Cleo Calls Up The Grace Hour Gang!

Part 1 Mrs Cleo Calls Grace Hour1.MP3
Part 2 Mrs Cleo Calls Grace Hour2.MP3
Keep in mind that this is a huge file so if you can't get it try back later!

Just For Jim!

Here is that special request, now fulfilled, just for Mr. Kennedy!
Have fun being a luddite, man!

THE REAL BIBLE SPEAKS!

NAME THAT CONSPIRATOR?

Stevens Quote:

"Ah thought dat day'd be mah friends for-Eva...now dare jus'... gone!"