Stevens In Space!

Sniffin' Daddies Asses...er, I Mean Ashes!!

Carl on Trial...Lord Knows these need no doctoring!

Bangin' on Da Drum In Da Slum!

Carl "Resting At Home" Eh?

...And I Wonder How Beauty and Comfort Are Doing?

To Have REAL Spiritual Authority?

The Latest Craze At MBC&S...

THE PAHSTAH CAHL PIN-YATA. WHERE ALL YOUR "PRECIOUS" & "AWESOME"
WOIDS O WIZ-DUMB COME FROM!

MAYBE THE DINGO WRECKED YOUR TRAIN, FOO!

IT DONE GONE OFF DA RAILS BOAH!

Carl Tests Out His Wii!

CAHRL LOVES TO SHAKE IT WITH HIS NINENDO WII!

Grace Hour Press Release

GRACE HOUR NOW THIRD LONGEST RUNNING MEDIA OF ALL TIME

Press Release 4/12/2007 By Greater Grace World Outreach

In the wake of Dom Imus's firing by CBS, Grace Hour is pleased to announce that Pastor Carl H. Stevens is now the third longest running media mogul, following close on the heels of Larry King and Paul Harvey. "I-wus a won-der-fowl, mah-vlas thang ta see!" shouted Stevens from the back room where this wife Barbarah keeps him these days between sessions at the radio station. Of late he hasn't been able to actually come into the studio, leaving standard hosting duties to Pahstah Love and a series of Pee-Ons and Yes-Men. But Stevens is still the force behind the radio show, which began 134 years ago as "Telephone Time." Carl explains the original name by saying, "Weel, back then the teller-fown wuz just an amazin, special blesh-un from da Lourd! Peepl'd cawl us up, an we'd tawlk about whutevah wuz on deir minds-n-heahtz! THANK YEW!" When asked what he thought of Imus's misfortunes, Carl stated, "Da Lourd gives an da Lourd tekes away, but lemme tell ya - an ah wont yer undivided 'tension cauz what AH gut iz from da Lord here - I-muz tryied to take mah hair stiles back in da day. He tried ta touch da Lourd's announnted!" With this, the 156 year old Head Pastor/Emperor For Life became incoherent, and had to be restrained by his wife. "Git yer nappy ho hos offa me woman! Yew don't have yer make-up own!!!"

Neil's Coup!

THIS IS PISSING ME OFF!!!!

First off, I could give two shits about Imus, but I’d really like to know how this is even an issue!? The real question that should be being debated is…

…WHO THE HELL CARES?

No really, who actually gives a crap about this; it’s woman’s basketball for Christ’s sake!? The only ones who care about it are the blacks and the dykes; it’s not even a real sport! They should just have someone go on TV and trash woman’s softball too! I’d love to see Sharpton all fiery about that shit as well!

Now don’t get me wrong, if I had turn on my TV set to ESPN and they were playing this for 3 days straight I’d say FINE!!! But fact is, I turned on the YES network! Now for those of you not living the, beautiful, the wonderful, Empire State, YES stands for: Yankees Entertainment and sports. The key word here however is YANKEES, yet somehow the “…and sports” seems to be hogging all the damn airtime! I go to see the latest in Baseball yet what do I find being played, but WOMANS BASKET BALL!!! Why? No really, freakin’ A, why!? That would be like turning on the Catholic 24/7 network and seeing black rappers singing to the pope about “nigga’s and bitches and hoes!” I don’t need this; my sanity level has gone through the shitter the past few weeks and by God this crap is sending me right over the bloody edge!

I think I have to take up drinkin’ just to make the world a happier place! Though feel free, chime and tell me your thoughts on this topic, am I the only one this is giving the shits too?

Bottom line: It’s Imus, the guy needs botox in his ass, have you see him lately, he looks like the walking dead!? He’s a creepy looking dude, and again we are still talking about his comments on WOMANS BASKETBALL! TO WHICH I SAY, WHO THE FREAK CARES!!!!!!!? The Answer: NO ONE!!!!

Neil - The Driving Force Behind Boston!

Yes, my friends, in fact it was NEIL who was the true driving force behind Boston, AND the Boston Red Socks, TOO! In fact, Neil is ACTUALLY Curt Schister, er, Schilling!

Is Neil Autistic Himself? Or Just a Problem Child?

The Medical Encyclopedia Defines the Symptoms of Autism as the Follow:

* Repeats words or memorized passages, such as commercials
* Does not refer to self correctly (for example, says "you want water" when the child means "I want water")
* Does not make friends
* May treat others as if they are objects
* Does not startle at loud noises
* May find normal noises painful and hold hands over ears
* Rubs surfaces with mouth or licks objects (You been lickin' stuff and puttin' your mouth on shit again Neil?)
* Prefers solitary or ritualistic play
* Has a short attention span
* Uses repetitive body movements
* Shows a strong need for sameness
* "Acts up" with intense tantrums
* Has very narrow interests
* Demonstrates perseveration (gets stuck on a single topic or task)
* Shows aggression to others or self
* Has an affinity for small children that are not his own

No Matter How Much Shat Life Throws At Ya, Lets Remember The Reason For Da Season!

Cordell And The Straw Man!

Grace Hour - Kind Of Like A Haunting

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This Totally Says "Neil" To Me!

cum to bed honey...

I can still remember Carl, in the pulpit, talking about how he likes his women to come to bed with him and how he likes her to have makeup on....*barf*

PELOSI SMOKING A SPLIFF IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

Let's Roll!

Fight The Good Fight Neil...ALL OF THEM!!!

The Grape Ape Reborn!

President Bush: Compassionate Conservative!

President Bush helps Pahstah Cahl to his seat - no assholes left behind!

Screw You Bill Gates, Winders Sucks!

This is like selling Xbox 360 that are broken and forcing the buyer to pay for repairs?

It's more akin to selling broken glass and then trying to sell band aids for $87.50 a year!

Cordell's Parade of Bung Deedles!

CLICK ON THEM FOR A WONDERFUL VENTURE INTO THE WORLD OF FUDGE-PACKING!

Not Only Can You Properly Think With Gawd, But Now You Can Even Write Properly With Him Too!