Huh, I've Seen This Somewhere Before!?

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Since I Cain't Afford to Buy GTA 4, I Thought I'd Show It Some Love!

Carl and Big Bertha...

...or is that Carl and Big Berther?

Da Self Anointed...

One Man's Anointed Leader is Another Man's Anointed Asshole!

When To Stop...

Any Time You Find Yourself Making This Face, And It Ain't For Sexual Reasons...Then You Simply Need To Stop

Greater Grace Still Havin' It Their Way!

The Real Meaning of "No Touch Love!"

Yes, some of us here at LW had this same problem too!

Taking The Gospel (or Twopay), Where No Man Has Gone Before...

Greater Grace Heads Into Space:

Day One: Shuttle Assembly


Day Two: Transport


Day Three: A Quick Meal On Da Go

Carl The Champion?

Carl Dresses Up As "Wii-Man," and Wins!?

CARL TEABAGGED.... and lovin' it!

Carl As a Young Child

Heath Carl, Box Office Blockbuster!

Being Dragged Through The Mud

Is GGWO Being Treated Unfairly?

Pope Bent-Dick

Teen Beating of Carl, over MyfuckSpace Comments!

My Space is the new version of Geocities, which is bullshit. Only depressed 15 year old girls who like to write poetry, or depressed nasty ass old woman who can't find a date use the site...or Neil, either or!

Pass Dat Torch Carl

Top 10 Star Wars Quotes That Work Better Said To/About Carl!

1) "Where are you taking this... thing?" -Imperial Officer
2) "That's no moon. It's a space station." -Obi-Wan
3) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? " -Princess Leia
4) "We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!" -C-3PO
5) "Into the garbage chute, fly boy." -Princess Leia
6) "Mos Eisley spaceport (AKA GGWO): You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." -Obi-Wan
7) "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." -Obi-Wan
8) "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader
9) "I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." -Princess Leia

Drum Roll Please...

10) "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease." -C-3PO

Return of Da Jowles...

The Top 10 Reasons why Star Wars and GGWO are one and the same:

1) Both take place in a galaxy Far, far away!
2) Both use the Force for sexual reasons
3) Both use the peoples money to build Planet destroying hardware.
4) Both have leaders who are full of shit and never make sense when they speak!
5) Both Carl and Darth Vader use lightsabers as detachable penises!
6) They both let the Wookiee win!
7) The term: "Ah am yer father," rang out both from the pulpit and the Death Star!
8) The line: "That's no moon. It's a space station," holds true for both Star Wars and Carl's Ass!
9) "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid," is all that needs to be said!
10) They both spawned a rebellion.

Saying Good-Bye to Factnet!

Flame Broild - Havin' it Carl's Way!

Just a reminder to keep an eye for the New Burger King Movie.
Should be out by the end of the year!

The Damn Dirty Ape Dies!

We Here At LW Are VERY Saddened Over The Lose of Charlton Heston: